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Post by tinkerirock on Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:50 am

ok so as the title says, just post some funny excerpts from the series. anything mildly entertaining or very funny.

try to get the main joke down, you dont have to have the exact words. and make sure you have it from the right book, so list what book you got it from

ok, get your laughing jokes out
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Post by percyjackson101 on Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:36 pm

ok, here is one from the Titan's Curse: pg. 208. They are at the Hoover Dam.

"Let us find a dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We ahould eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."

Even Thaila smiled at that. "And I could use the dam restroom."
Maybe it was the fact that we were so tired and strung out emmotionally, but I started to crack up, and Thaila and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at us.

"I do not understand."

"I want to use the dam water fountain," said Grover.

"And..." Thaila tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam T-shirt."

lol, i loved this part.
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Post by Posidonsdaughter on Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:44 pm

I think this is the funniest section of all 5 books.

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Post by tinkerirock on Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:55 pm

yea. and this is from the lightning thief:

the guy in the elevator was reading a book with a flower on it. (NEW MOON)
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Post by percyjackson101 on Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:09 am

Posidonsdaughter wrote:I think this is the funniest section of all 5 books.

yea, i agree. i litterly laughed out loud, and evryone around me looked at me like i was hit by a coconut
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Post by DiaClaireNoel on Sun May 16, 2010 1:10 pm

"wow," Thalia muttered, "Apollo is hot."
"He is the sun god," I said.
"That's not what I meant."

Smile

and also..
"Erre es korakas, Blinky! I will have your soul!"
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Post by tinkerirock on Sun May 16, 2010 4:46 pm

haha i remember that one!!! Smile
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Post by DiaClaireNoel on Sun May 16, 2010 5:35 pm

Dionysus is a funny guy Smile and another one of my favorite parts is;

"And whoa!" He looked at Mr. D. "You're the wine dude? No way!" Mr. D turned his eyes away from me and gave Nico a look of loathing. "The wine dude?"
"Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I've got your figurine."
"My figurine."
"In my game, Mythomagic. And a holofoil card, too! And even though you've only got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks you're the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!"
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Post by riczhang on Sun May 16, 2010 5:46 pm

DiaClaireNoel wrote:"wow," Thalia muttered, "Apollo is hot."
"He is the sun god," I said.
"That's not what I meant."

Smile

and also..
"Erre es korakas, Blinky! I will have your soul!"

IT means go to the crows right?

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Post by DiaClaireNoel on Sun May 16, 2010 6:52 pm

I'm pretty sure that's what it means... I'm not entirely sure though. i just know it's funny Smile
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Post by smoothmoves97 on Wed May 19, 2010 3:22 pm

From The Sea Of Monsters:
-The bull must've been as surprised as I was, because before it could unleash a second blast, Tyson balled his fists and slammed them into the bull's face. "BAD COW!"
-"Mangos," Polyphemus grumbled to himself. "What are mangos?"
-Grover and I exchanged nervous looks. Then an idea came to me. "Tyson, the Fleece. Can you get it for me?" "Which one?" Tyson asked, looking around at the hundreds of sheep. "In the tree!" I said. "The gold one!" "Oh. Pretty. Yes."
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Post by tinkerirock on Wed May 19, 2010 8:55 pm

ha i almost forgot about that one!
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Post by Artemisrocks on Wed May 19, 2010 11:26 pm

same here!
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Post by smoothmoves97 on Thu May 20, 2010 12:01 am

Also, from The Titan's Curse:
"Ares," Poseidon interrupted, "they are worthy heroes. We will not blast my son to bits."

Yes, that happens every day. Like Ares wakes up in the morning, "Who shall I blast to bits today?"
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Post by NataliaMelodyLevi2 on Thu May 20, 2010 12:46 am

From "The Last Olympian"
Ethan-I dont know...maybe she forgot...
Kronos-Oh yes "I forgot my best friend was immortal and took a dagger for him...oh dear"

From "The Last Olympian"
Hades-Oh can't I kill him just a little bit..please?
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Post by DiaClaireNoel on Thu May 20, 2010 2:39 am

Last Olympian- "Hello Father... You're looking...young..." -Hades talking to Kronos
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Post by smoothmoves97 on Thu May 20, 2010 2:44 pm

From The Battle Of The Labyrinth:
"Mother, enough with the cereal!"
I'd post more of the excerpt but I can't find it!!!!!!
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Post by NataliaMelodyLevi2 on Thu May 20, 2010 8:23 pm

I LOVE THE ONE ABOUT HADES AND KRONOS!!! makes me laugh every time. All he can think to say is young...not evil or anything...just..young:)
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Post by smoothmoves97 on Fri May 21, 2010 1:27 pm

Some funny chapter names:
The Lightning Thief
Chapter 2: Three Old Ladies Knit the Socks of Death
Chapter 6: I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom
Chapter 10: I Ruin a Perfectly Good Bus
Chapter 12: We Get Advice From a Poodle
Chapter 15: A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers
Chapter 16: We Take a Zebra to Vegas
Chapter 18: Annabeth Does Obedience School
The Sea Of Monsters
Chapter 1: My Best Friend Shops for a Wedding Dress
Chapter 2: I Play Dodgeball With Cannibals
Chapter 3: We Hail The Taxi of Eternal Torment
Chapter 4: Tyson Plays with Fire
Chapter 6: Demon Pigeons Attack
Chapter 10: We Hitch a Ride with Dead Confederates
Chapter 11: Clarisse Blows Up Everything
The Titan's Curse
Chapter 2: The Vice President Gets A Missile Launcher
Chapter 4: Thalia Torches New England
Chapter 5: I Place an Underwater Phone Call
Chapter 9: I Learn How To Grow Zombies
Chapter 12: I Go Snowboarding with a Pig
Chapter 15: I Wrestle Santa's Evil Twin
Chapter 17: I Put on a Few Million Extra Pounds
Chapter 20: I Get A New Enemy For Christmas
The Battle Of The Labyrinth
Chapter 2: The Underworld Sends Me a Prank Cal
Chapter 5: Nico Buys Happy Meals for the Dead
Chapter 7: Tyson Leads a Jailbreak
Chapter 8: We Visit the Demon Dude Ranch
Chapter 9: I Scoop Poop
Chapter 10: We Play The Game Show of Death
Chapter 11: I Set Myself on Fire
Chapter 18: Grover Causes A Stampede
Chapter 19: The Counsel Gets Cloven
The Last Olympian
Chapter 2: I Meet Some Fishy Relatives
Chapter 5: I Drive My Dog Into A Tree
Chapter 6: My Cookies Get Scorched
Chapter 8: I Take The Worst Bath Ever
Chapter 10: I Buy Some New Friends
Chapter 12: A Titan Brings Me a Present
Chapter 13: Pigs Fly
Chapter 18: My Parents Go Commando
Chapter 20: We Win Fabulous Prizes
Chapter 22: I Am Dumped
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Post by riczhang on Fri May 21, 2010 5:34 pm

helma wrote:No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the
size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
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Car Parts | Auto Parts

Which book is it from?

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Post by DiaClaireNoel on Fri May 21, 2010 11:23 pm

Lol, I love the chapter names too!!! Lol Smile


When Percy's talking to Nico in the last Olympian-

"your powers drain you too much," I noted.
He bedded sleepily. "with great power...comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."
"woah, zombie dude." I caught him before be could pass out again...

And...

I saw faces- Rachel, Grover, Tyson, my mother- but they faded as soon as they appeared.
"Percy," my mom said, "I give you my blessing."
"Be safe, brother!" Tyson pleaded.
"Enchiladas!" Grover said. I wasn't sure where that came from, but it didn't seem to help much.



also in last olympian- (not sure if its exact wording) when percy's talking to Prometheus-

"History repeats itself, percy. this is a repeat of the Trojan war."
"so you're all gunna cram into a giant horse and try to fit it into the elevator of the empire state building?" Smile
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Post by smoothmoves97 on Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:58 pm

Haha funny Smile
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Post by riczhang on Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:33 am

DiaClaireNoel wrote:also in last olympian- (not sure if its exact wording) when percy's talking to Prometheus-

"History repeats itself, percy. this is a repeat of the Trojan war."
"so you're all gunna cram into a giant horse and try to fit it into the elevator of the empire state building?" Smile

Laughing that was the funniest thing I've read/heard/seen all day.

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Post by percabethsprincess on Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:15 am

riczhang wrote:
DiaClaireNoel wrote:also in last olympian- (not sure if its exact wording) when percy's talking to Prometheus-

"History repeats itself, percy. this is a repeat of the Trojan war."
"so you're all gunna cram into a giant horse and try to fit it into the elevator of the empire state building?" :)

:lol: that was the funniest thing I've read/heard/seen all day.

same here!!
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Post by smoothmoves97 on Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:35 am

Funny excerpts funny excerpts... I will have to reread the books for the 20 millionth time =)
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