Funny Excerpts from PJO Series
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Funny Excerpts from PJO Series
ok so as the title says, just post some funny excerpts from the series. anything mildly entertaining or very funny.
try to get the main joke down, you dont have to have the exact words. and make sure you have it from the right book, so list what book you got it from
ok, get your laughing jokes out
try to get the main joke down, you dont have to have the exact words. and make sure you have it from the right book, so list what book you got it from
ok, get your laughing jokes out
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ok, here is one from the Titan's Curse: pg. 208. They are at the Hoover Dam.
"Let us find a dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We ahould eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thaila smiled at that. "And I could use the dam restroom."
Maybe it was the fact that we were so tired and strung out emmotionally, but I started to crack up, and Thaila and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at us.
"I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," said Grover.
"And..." Thaila tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam T-shirt."
lol, i loved this part.
"Let us find a dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We ahould eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thaila smiled at that. "And I could use the dam restroom."
Maybe it was the fact that we were so tired and strung out emmotionally, but I started to crack up, and Thaila and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at us.
"I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," said Grover.
"And..." Thaila tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam T-shirt."
lol, i loved this part.
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I think this is the funniest section of all 5 books.
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yea. and this is from the lightning thief:
the guy in the elevator was reading a book with a flower on it. (NEW MOON)
the guy in the elevator was reading a book with a flower on it. (NEW MOON)
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Posidonsdaughter wrote:I think this is the funniest section of all 5 books.
yea, i agree. i litterly laughed out loud, and evryone around me looked at me like i was hit by a coconut
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"wow," Thalia muttered, "Apollo is hot."
"He is the sun god," I said.
"That's not what I meant."
and also..
"Erre es korakas, Blinky! I will have your soul!"
"He is the sun god," I said.
"That's not what I meant."
and also..
"Erre es korakas, Blinky! I will have your soul!"
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haha i remember that one!!!
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Dionysus is a funny guy and another one of my favorite parts is;
"And whoa!" He looked at Mr. D. "You're the wine dude? No way!" Mr. D turned his eyes away from me and gave Nico a look of loathing. "The wine dude?"
"Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I've got your figurine."
"My figurine."
"In my game, Mythomagic. And a holofoil card, too! And even though you've only got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks you're the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!"
"And whoa!" He looked at Mr. D. "You're the wine dude? No way!" Mr. D turned his eyes away from me and gave Nico a look of loathing. "The wine dude?"
"Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I've got your figurine."
"My figurine."
"In my game, Mythomagic. And a holofoil card, too! And even though you've only got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks you're the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!"
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DiaClaireNoel wrote:"wow," Thalia muttered, "Apollo is hot."
"He is the sun god," I said.
"That's not what I meant."
and also..
"Erre es korakas, Blinky! I will have your soul!"
IT means go to the crows right?
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I'm pretty sure that's what it means... I'm not entirely sure though. i just know it's funny
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From The Sea Of Monsters:
-The bull must've been as surprised as I was, because before it could unleash a second blast, Tyson balled his fists and slammed them into the bull's face. "BAD COW!"
-"Mangos," Polyphemus grumbled to himself. "What are mangos?"
-Grover and I exchanged nervous looks. Then an idea came to me. "Tyson, the Fleece. Can you get it for me?" "Which one?" Tyson asked, looking around at the hundreds of sheep. "In the tree!" I said. "The gold one!" "Oh. Pretty. Yes."
-The bull must've been as surprised as I was, because before it could unleash a second blast, Tyson balled his fists and slammed them into the bull's face. "BAD COW!"
-"Mangos," Polyphemus grumbled to himself. "What are mangos?"
-Grover and I exchanged nervous looks. Then an idea came to me. "Tyson, the Fleece. Can you get it for me?" "Which one?" Tyson asked, looking around at the hundreds of sheep. "In the tree!" I said. "The gold one!" "Oh. Pretty. Yes."
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ha i almost forgot about that one!
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same here!
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Also, from The Titan's Curse:
"Ares," Poseidon interrupted, "they are worthy heroes. We will not blast my son to bits."
Yes, that happens every day. Like Ares wakes up in the morning, "Who shall I blast to bits today?"
"Ares," Poseidon interrupted, "they are worthy heroes. We will not blast my son to bits."
Yes, that happens every day. Like Ares wakes up in the morning, "Who shall I blast to bits today?"
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From "The Last Olympian"
Ethan-I dont know...maybe she forgot...
Kronos-Oh yes "I forgot my best friend was immortal and took a dagger for him...oh dear"
From "The Last Olympian"
Hades-Oh can't I kill him just a little bit..please?
Ethan-I dont know...maybe she forgot...
Kronos-Oh yes "I forgot my best friend was immortal and took a dagger for him...oh dear"
From "The Last Olympian"
Hades-Oh can't I kill him just a little bit..please?
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Last Olympian- "Hello Father... You're looking...young..." -Hades talking to Kronos
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From The Battle Of The Labyrinth:
"Mother, enough with the cereal!"
I'd post more of the excerpt but I can't find it!!!!!!
"Mother, enough with the cereal!"
I'd post more of the excerpt but I can't find it!!!!!!
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I LOVE THE ONE ABOUT HADES AND KRONOS!!! makes me laugh every time. All he can think to say is young...not evil or anything...just..young:)
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Some funny chapter names:
The Lightning Thief
Chapter 2: Three Old Ladies Knit the Socks of Death
Chapter 6: I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom
Chapter 10: I Ruin a Perfectly Good Bus
Chapter 12: We Get Advice From a Poodle
Chapter 15: A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers
Chapter 16: We Take a Zebra to Vegas
Chapter 18: Annabeth Does Obedience School
The Sea Of Monsters
Chapter 1: My Best Friend Shops for a Wedding Dress
Chapter 2: I Play Dodgeball With Cannibals
Chapter 3: We Hail The Taxi of Eternal Torment
Chapter 4: Tyson Plays with Fire
Chapter 6: Demon Pigeons Attack
Chapter 10: We Hitch a Ride with Dead Confederates
Chapter 11: Clarisse Blows Up Everything
The Titan's Curse
Chapter 2: The Vice President Gets A Missile Launcher
Chapter 4: Thalia Torches New England
Chapter 5: I Place an Underwater Phone Call
Chapter 9: I Learn How To Grow Zombies
Chapter 12: I Go Snowboarding with a Pig
Chapter 15: I Wrestle Santa's Evil Twin
Chapter 17: I Put on a Few Million Extra Pounds
Chapter 20: I Get A New Enemy For Christmas
The Battle Of The Labyrinth
Chapter 2: The Underworld Sends Me a Prank Cal
Chapter 5: Nico Buys Happy Meals for the Dead
Chapter 7: Tyson Leads a Jailbreak
Chapter 8: We Visit the Demon Dude Ranch
Chapter 9: I Scoop Poop
Chapter 10: We Play The Game Show of Death
Chapter 11: I Set Myself on Fire
Chapter 18: Grover Causes A Stampede
Chapter 19: The Counsel Gets Cloven
The Last Olympian
Chapter 2: I Meet Some Fishy Relatives
Chapter 5: I Drive My Dog Into A Tree
Chapter 6: My Cookies Get Scorched
Chapter 8: I Take The Worst Bath Ever
Chapter 10: I Buy Some New Friends
Chapter 12: A Titan Brings Me a Present
Chapter 13: Pigs Fly
Chapter 18: My Parents Go Commando
Chapter 20: We Win Fabulous Prizes
Chapter 22: I Am Dumped
The Lightning Thief
Chapter 2: Three Old Ladies Knit the Socks of Death
Chapter 6: I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom
Chapter 10: I Ruin a Perfectly Good Bus
Chapter 12: We Get Advice From a Poodle
Chapter 15: A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers
Chapter 16: We Take a Zebra to Vegas
Chapter 18: Annabeth Does Obedience School
The Sea Of Monsters
Chapter 1: My Best Friend Shops for a Wedding Dress
Chapter 2: I Play Dodgeball With Cannibals
Chapter 3: We Hail The Taxi of Eternal Torment
Chapter 4: Tyson Plays with Fire
Chapter 6: Demon Pigeons Attack
Chapter 10: We Hitch a Ride with Dead Confederates
Chapter 11: Clarisse Blows Up Everything
The Titan's Curse
Chapter 2: The Vice President Gets A Missile Launcher
Chapter 4: Thalia Torches New England
Chapter 5: I Place an Underwater Phone Call
Chapter 9: I Learn How To Grow Zombies
Chapter 12: I Go Snowboarding with a Pig
Chapter 15: I Wrestle Santa's Evil Twin
Chapter 17: I Put on a Few Million Extra Pounds
Chapter 20: I Get A New Enemy For Christmas
The Battle Of The Labyrinth
Chapter 2: The Underworld Sends Me a Prank Cal
Chapter 5: Nico Buys Happy Meals for the Dead
Chapter 7: Tyson Leads a Jailbreak
Chapter 8: We Visit the Demon Dude Ranch
Chapter 9: I Scoop Poop
Chapter 10: We Play The Game Show of Death
Chapter 11: I Set Myself on Fire
Chapter 18: Grover Causes A Stampede
Chapter 19: The Counsel Gets Cloven
The Last Olympian
Chapter 2: I Meet Some Fishy Relatives
Chapter 5: I Drive My Dog Into A Tree
Chapter 6: My Cookies Get Scorched
Chapter 8: I Take The Worst Bath Ever
Chapter 10: I Buy Some New Friends
Chapter 12: A Titan Brings Me a Present
Chapter 13: Pigs Fly
Chapter 18: My Parents Go Commando
Chapter 20: We Win Fabulous Prizes
Chapter 22: I Am Dumped
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helma wrote:No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the
size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
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Car Parts | Auto Parts
Which book is it from?
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Lol, I love the chapter names too!!! Lol
When Percy's talking to Nico in the last Olympian-
"your powers drain you too much," I noted.
He bedded sleepily. "with great power...comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."
"woah, zombie dude." I caught him before be could pass out again...
And...
I saw faces- Rachel, Grover, Tyson, my mother- but they faded as soon as they appeared.
"Percy," my mom said, "I give you my blessing."
"Be safe, brother!" Tyson pleaded.
"Enchiladas!" Grover said. I wasn't sure where that came from, but it didn't seem to help much.
also in last olympian- (not sure if its exact wording) when percy's talking to Prometheus-
"History repeats itself, percy. this is a repeat of the Trojan war."
"so you're all gunna cram into a giant horse and try to fit it into the elevator of the empire state building?"
When Percy's talking to Nico in the last Olympian-
"your powers drain you too much," I noted.
He bedded sleepily. "with great power...comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."
"woah, zombie dude." I caught him before be could pass out again...
And...
I saw faces- Rachel, Grover, Tyson, my mother- but they faded as soon as they appeared.
"Percy," my mom said, "I give you my blessing."
"Be safe, brother!" Tyson pleaded.
"Enchiladas!" Grover said. I wasn't sure where that came from, but it didn't seem to help much.
also in last olympian- (not sure if its exact wording) when percy's talking to Prometheus-
"History repeats itself, percy. this is a repeat of the Trojan war."
"so you're all gunna cram into a giant horse and try to fit it into the elevator of the empire state building?"
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Haha funny
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DiaClaireNoel wrote:also in last olympian- (not sure if its exact wording) when percy's talking to Prometheus-
"History repeats itself, percy. this is a repeat of the Trojan war."
"so you're all gunna cram into a giant horse and try to fit it into the elevator of the empire state building?"
that was the funniest thing I've read/heard/seen all day.
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riczhang wrote:DiaClaireNoel wrote:also in last olympian- (not sure if its exact wording) when percy's talking to Prometheus-
"History repeats itself, percy. this is a repeat of the Trojan war."
"so you're all gunna cram into a giant horse and try to fit it into the elevator of the empire state building?" :)
:lol: that was the funniest thing I've read/heard/seen all day.
same here!!
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Funny excerpts funny excerpts... I will have to reread the books for the 20 millionth time =)
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