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Funny sayings and quotes
by smoothmoves97 on Tue May 25, 2010 11:40 am
Everyone post their random saying, quote, or weird question here!
I'll start:
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs.
Here's an example of a weird hypothetical question:
If Wal-Mart lowers its prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
All weird thoughts are welcome!!
I'll start:
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs.
Here's an example of a weird hypothetical question:
If Wal-Mart lowers its prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
All weird thoughts are welcome!!
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Re: Funny sayings and quotes
by riczhang on Tue May 25, 2010 1:23 pm
Words to live by: In the end all that there is , is you.
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Re: Funny sayings and quotes
by smoothmoves97 on Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:18 am
Come on! Nobody else has funny sayings??
PS I like yours riczhang.
PS I like yours riczhang.
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Re: Funny sayings and quotes
by percabethsprincess on Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:28 am
sometimes i like to park my car next to a high way road and point a hair dryer at people to see if they slow down... 
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Re: Funny sayings and quotes
by smoothmoves97 on Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:30 am
I actually lol'd at that one...
One day I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger... and then it hit me
One day I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger... and then it hit me
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Re: Funny sayings and quotes
by percabethsprincess on Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:37 am
smoothmoves97 wrote:I actually lol'd at that one... :laugh:
One day I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger... and then it hit me
thanks! yours is funny to! :)
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Re: Funny sayings and quotes
by smoothmoves97 on Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:41 am
Come on people. I'm sure you all have funny sayings.
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Re: Funny sayings and quotes
by percabethsprincess on Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:43 am
You think I'm screwed up? You should meet the rest of my family!
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous
Keep on talking and maybe one day you'll say something intelligent.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
You and me is friends. You cry, I cry. You smile I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I gonna miss talking to you...
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Love your enemies! It really makes them really mad!
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous
Keep on talking and maybe one day you'll say something intelligent.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
You and me is friends. You cry, I cry. You smile I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I gonna miss talking to you...
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Love your enemies! It really makes them really mad!
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Re: Funny sayings and quotes
by smoothmoves97 on Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:47 am
Say them here! That's why I made this topic after all.
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Re: Funny sayings and quotes
by percabethsprincess on Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:53 am
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
When nothing goes right... go left.
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. -not really a quote or a saying but i think its funny-
i am going to get capri sun water, more in a few minute
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
When nothing goes right... go left.
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. -not really a quote or a saying but i think its funny-
i am going to get capri sun water, more in a few minute
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