New Sentence

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OK, the object of this game is to invent a sentence that makes some kind of sence, but no one has said it before you posted it on this forum (yes, that's right. Not even you). The sentence must be in English. For example:
You're Cyclobes look's like a bubbly bop.
And by the way, you can make up words, but you must be able to pronounce them.

The Curator of the Parthenon in Nashville, TN, was rushed to the hospital this morning after being found unconcious by the museum staff. He is in good condition, however his hair has gone from jet black to pure white. Authorities are unable to explain how the ten headed 35 foot tall stone hydra got into the museum over night

The museum has not announced what their plans are regarding the Hydra statue.

Authorities announced that there is some concern about the whereabouts of the five museum custodians that were on duty last night.

A priceless artefact has been stolen from the museum that night.

Police are at a loss for how the thieves were able to reach the crown that is 40 feet high?

My Cyclops ate the bed last night, due to Grover's enchiladas

The party ponies had a great big fall

And Chiron couldn't put them back together again!

Smelly Gabe reeks with Chimera's breath

DAD! Will you get of my head and let me think for myself!!!!!

Breaking News:Poker Chips Kill.
The body of Gabe Ugliano was found today turned to stone apparently be poker chips.

Faculty members and several students were charged with vandelism today at the Metropolitan Museum of Art for the destruction of a window and museum property.

Mrs. owlery ate a carebear for lunch.

BACK LASSIE, I SAID BACK!!

Repair crews have been dispatched to deal with the mysterious lightning damage to the Empire State Building's observation deck.

Medusa needs to buy 'Head and Shoulders' to take care of her scale head.

Medusa doesnt seem all there today.

the world goes into Kronos' hands, which is bad very, VERY bad

Hades discovers he's allergic to fire.

Percy Jackson swam in the sea and stole a hippopotamaus who had eaten Annabeth( ).

There's been a large increase in the number of Laistrigonian giants switching to vegan burgers.

Juniper learns how to use matches - safely.

Michael Phelps drowns because he fought with Poseidon.

Calipsis is freed from her island and travels to CHB looking for Percy.