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Funny sayings and quotes
First topic message reminder :
Everyone post their random saying, quote, or weird question here!
I'll start:
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs.
Here's an example of a weird hypothetical question:
If Wal-Mart lowers its prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
All weird thoughts are welcome!!
Everyone post their random saying, quote, or weird question here!
I'll start:
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs.
Here's an example of a weird hypothetical question:
If Wal-Mart lowers its prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
All weird thoughts are welcome!!
smoothmoves97- Big Three Demigod
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Re: Funny sayings and quotes
i don't have any funny saying to put....
Artemisrocks- Olympian Demigod
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(spoiler alert. If you havent read TRP , don't read.)
(Carter) "What goddess would want Sadie, except the goddes of chewing gum."
(Carter) "Somebody get a can opener, i got a god stuck in my head!"
Sadie- "What about our mother?"
Bast- "I shouldn't have said that."
Sadie- "Telll us, Cat!"
I laugh to all these quotes, but mostly the last one.
This is another quote.
(sadie) "He's horrible!" i growled. "Self-important, Sarcastic, incredibly hot, insufferable."
(Carter) "What goddess would want Sadie, except the goddes of chewing gum."
(Carter) "Somebody get a can opener, i got a god stuck in my head!"
Sadie- "What about our mother?"
Bast- "I shouldn't have said that."
Sadie- "Telll us, Cat!"
I laugh to all these quotes, but mostly the last one.
This is another quote.
(sadie) "He's horrible!" i growled. "Self-important, Sarcastic, incredibly hot, insufferable."
marcos522- Mortal
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Re: Funny sayings and quotes
those are funny!
Artemisrocks- Olympian Demigod
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Re: Funny sayings and quotes
I'm used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure...
I know it looks like I'm in denial, but I'm not.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
I know it looks like I'm in denial, but I'm not.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
smoothmoves97- Big Three Demigod
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There's a fine line between courage and arrogance and an even finer one between arrogance and stupidity.
riczhang- Staff
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When a girl asks you out, why, WHY don't you ask her if her dad's in the Navy?
tinkerirock- Big Three Demigod
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Re: Funny sayings and quotes
those are so funny!
Artemisrocks- Olympian Demigod
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Re: Funny sayings and quotes
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
smoothmoves97- Big Three Demigod
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smoothmoves97 wrote:Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
lol my friend Sara and i used to say that all the time in math class lol
there is no need to right a wrong, just mark it FAIL and move along (idk if i already put that on here...im not sure)
DiaClaireNoel- Olympian Demigod
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Humor : "Finnick?" I say, "Maybe some pants?" He looks down at his legs as if noticing his outfit for the first time. Then he whips off his hospital gown leaving him in just his underwear. "Why? Do you find this"- he strikes a ridiculously provocative pose -"distracting?"
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"If you don't like the path you're driving on, pave another one."
tinkerirock- Big Three Demigod
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You know love my dad posidon at least he didn't try to drown me to death .......... for the last two days
asa100- Undetermined Demigod
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asa100 wrote:You know love my dad posidon at least he didn't try to drown me to death .......... for the last two days
lol!
* I'M IN SHAPE!! round is shape
*Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.-- Mark Twain
*If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.-- Albert Einstein
percyjackson101- Olympian Demigod
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haha look at my new avatar: its pretty funny
tinkerirock- Big Three Demigod
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Re: Funny sayings and quotes
"any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves" -Albert Einstein (no lie, he said it)
DiaClaireNoel- Olympian Demigod
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Humor : "Finnick?" I say, "Maybe some pants?" He looks down at his legs as if noticing his outfit for the first time. Then he whips off his hospital gown leaving him in just his underwear. "Why? Do you find this"- he strikes a ridiculously provocative pose -"distracting?"
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DiaClaireNoel wrote:"any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves" -Albert Einstein (no lie, he said it)
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's
also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
percyjackson101- Olympian Demigod
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I finally got my life together but I forgot where I put it!
Posidonsdaughter- Big Three Demigod
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Re: Funny sayings and quotes
"Why would u make a shrimp smoothie?"
"I was hungry AND thirsty!"
"I was hungry AND thirsty!"
DiaClaireNoel- Olympian Demigod
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Humor : "Finnick?" I say, "Maybe some pants?" He looks down at his legs as if noticing his outfit for the first time. Then he whips off his hospital gown leaving him in just his underwear. "Why? Do you find this"- he strikes a ridiculously provocative pose -"distracting?"
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Re: Funny sayings and quotes
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Having a smoking section in a restaurang is kind of like having a peeing section in a pool.
Sometimes people need what only friends can provide - absence.
If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Anywhere is walking distance, it just depends on how much time you have.
Close only counts in golf... and hand grenades.
I can levitate birds but nobody seems impressed by my ability.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Having a smoking section in a restaurang is kind of like having a peeing section in a pool.
Sometimes people need what only friends can provide - absence.
If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Anywhere is walking distance, it just depends on how much time you have.
Close only counts in golf... and hand grenades.
I can levitate birds but nobody seems impressed by my ability.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
smoothmoves97- Big Three Demigod
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why do they always make the ladies room a farther walk then the men's room?
Posidonsdaughter- Big Three Demigod
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Why do grownups always tell you to "not say another word" and then ask you if you understand?
smoothmoves97- Big Three Demigod
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Abraham Lincoln was once accused of being two-faced. He replied, 'If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?'
penguinsoldier- Undetermined Demigod
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If at first you don't succeed, call it Version 1.0
The only true wisdom is knowing that you're not wise.
If you're smart enough to know you're dumb, you're not dumb.
The only true wisdom is knowing that you're not wise.
If you're smart enough to know you're dumb, you're not dumb.
smoothmoves97- Big Three Demigod
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Two penguins got married a few days ago in some zoo in san fran, I wonder what Carrie Prejean has to say about them...
"I like my money where I can see it.... hanging in my closet." Carrie - blank and the city.
"I like my money where I can see it.... hanging in my closet." Carrie - blank and the city.
percabethsprincess- Big Three Demigod
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I saw this one on a plaque in a gift shop--
"When I married Mr. Right, I didn't know his first name was Always."
Also, "Fortunately, my memory is excellent, but I forget why."
"Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to heck, and having them thank you for the directions."
"When I married Mr. Right, I didn't know his first name was Always."
Also, "Fortunately, my memory is excellent, but I forget why."
"Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to heck, and having them thank you for the directions."
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Pendragon- Olympian Demigod
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Being lazzy is doing nothing all day and then saying wow i need to relax.
posiden#1god- Big Three Demigod
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