Funny sayings and quotes

First topic message reminder :

Everyone post their random saying, quote, or weird question here!
I'll start:

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs.

Here's an example of a weird hypothetical question:

If Wal-Mart lowers its prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

All weird thoughts are welcome!!

PJO-geek wrote:These are all awesome!!! But we're repeating lots of quotes/sayings lots of times. Before you post you might want to read the other posts before posting. Just saying, cuz it's kind of (but not that much) getting annoying reading the same thing over and over.

"Thank God men cannot fly, and lay wast the sky as well as the earth." -Henry David Thoreau (Found it in the front of Fang by James Patterson.)

i have noticed that to. the first few times i didnt mind the least bit but now its starting to get annoying. i thought there was a rule that u had to read all of the older posts on the board before u post.

There is one, don't know why people aren't doing that...

Anymore quotes? I'm on empty right now...

It's funny because it's true =)

If life gives you lemons, throw them back and scream I WANTED CANDY!

smoothmoves97 wrote:It's funny because it's true =)

If life gives you lemons, throw them back and scream I WANTED CANDY!

i think thats the only time the words it's true have been in a reaspons to something that said reailty TV show in it. lol.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend bursts out laughing, trips you again, and laughs more.

Some people are like slinkies. They have no purpose but bring a smile to your face when they fall down stairs.

NataliaMelodyLevi2 wrote:
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend bursts out laughing, trips you again, and laughs more.

Some people are like slinkies. They have no purpose but bring a smile to your face when they fall down stairs.

if people call LA lala land, does that mean that everyone there sings lala all day long in that land?

FUNNYBEATLESQUOTEALERT

Question: The French have not made their mind up about the Beatles. What do you think of them?
Paul: Oh, WE like the Beatles, they`re gear!

Reporter: "What do you think about the campaign in Detroit to stamp out the Beatles?"
Paul: "We've got a campaign to stamp out Detroit."

Question: How do you feel about teenagers imitating you with Beatle wigs?
John: They are not imitating us, because we don't wear Beatle wigs.

Question: Does all the adulation from teenage girls affect you?
John: When I feel my head start to swell, I look at Ringo and know perfectly well we`re not supermen.

FUNNYBEATLESQUOTEOVER

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

TheAravis wrote:FUNNYBEATLESQUOTEALERT

Question: The French have not made their mind up about the Beatles. What do you think of them?
Paul: Oh, WE like the Beatles, they`re gear!

Reporter: "What do you think about the campaign in Detroit to stamp out the Beatles?"
Paul: "We've got a campaign to stamp out Detroit."

Question: How do you feel about teenagers imitating you with Beatle wigs?
John: They are not imitating us, because we don't wear Beatle wigs.

Question: Does all the adulation from teenage girls affect you?
John: When I feel my head start to swell, I look at Ringo and know perfectly well we`re not supermen.

FUNNYBEATLESQUOTEOVER

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

lol, those where good.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

smoothmoves97 wrote:Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

omg did he actually say that?!?! lol.

Yup! He actually said that!!

Change is inevitable... except from a vending machine.

form one of the books in the millenium trilogy. i dont remember it exactly which book it was, or what page but it went something like this.

"only an insane person would consider that." -mikael-

"fine, then i am an insane person. happy now?" -lisbeth-

i brust out loud laughing when i read that.

From 110 in the Shade (a musical):

"So he tells me prove it. How you like that? I have to prove I'm stupid. I'm not smart enough to prove I'm stupid!" - Jimmy

"She (Melesande) was the beautiful wife...of....king..Ham-let." -Starbuck

Anything Goes:
Note: This was added in my version of the show at my Theatre.

"It's a good thing that I didn't get your amalgamation. Some guy named Bernie made off with all the money." - Billy

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

From Merlin season 2 episode 12.


"We can't just leave him here, he's the king!"

"All right, I get him a pillow."
Pause.
"He's the KING!"

Pause

"All right, two pillows."

form the millenium trilogy, book two the girl who played with fire.

blomkvist felt as if someone was squeezing his heart. he felt that he had to find salander and hug her.

she would probably bite him if he tried.

-knowing the character, she would of! lol-

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

A person who never travels, believes his mother's cooking is the best in the world

Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?

Notice: If you notice this notice, then you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

Why's the sky blue?

riczhang wrote:Why's the sky blue?

because it has something to do with the light and molecules and how they spread out to reflect light and make the sky blue

The daily guest is a thieve to your kitchen

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a
smile and a gun.
- Al Capone

You must be really stupid to say that Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun. (Search up what Russian Roulette is)